Dragons and Silk

High fantasy with some naked folk.
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15th Jul 2020, 10:30 PM in Moles
Average Rating: 5 (4 votes)
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Oh look a newwwww chapter!

Golly, isn't well-digging just the most exciting adventure?
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(-)_(.) kadaka!
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Oh my, how many 6.022×10^23 units are involved? That's a lot to keep track of. How high an Int stat do you need to be great at math?
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You need an int of 1. Then you can just have math as your one skill!
chrystal_dark
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int - eger? LOL

I was thinking of the other sort of mole - the sort that learns your secrets and sells them to the other side...

Or perhaps that cute little brown spot on Guin's inner thigh...?
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Thankfully it's likely impossible for a mole to bring in a mole of moles. Where would they store them?
DocMesa
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DocMesa
A mole of moles has a mass roughly equivalent to the moon:

https://what-if.xkcd.com/4/
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Wow, on Earth a "mole o' moles" is a layer that's 80 kilometers deep.

Notice how in stories the persons making wishes or giving orders to djinn don't stutter?
chrystal_dark
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But occasionally those granting the wishes are a little hard of hearing, as in the case of the guy who got a 12" pianist...
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Then there was the orchestra conductor who wanted a flautist and got an irreverent petty criminal.
Ay (Guest)
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Ho
Oldarmourer (Guest)
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Int = 1 with a high math skill... you just described a gov't tax auditor
chrystal_dark
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chrystal_dark
Any government tax auditors on line care to answer that?
Cuddle Lion
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Cuddle Lion
5 to 7 inch long, solitary animals that rarely leave their tunnels unless by accident.
One-eyed Mike (Guest)
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If Guin is involved, they'll probably be naked moles.
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Lee M
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Lee M
"My God, you're ugly" - Basil Fawlty
Cuddle Lion
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Cuddle Lion
No no, Is not rat, is hamster!
Sheela
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Sheela
Looking forward to the new chapter. 😀