Dragons and Silk

High fantasy with some naked folk.
Totally Real Guy
Totally Real Guy
13th Aug 2019, 11:46 PM in Spirit
Average Rating: 5 (3 votes)
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This page ended up real blue.
User comments:
RandomTroll (Guest)
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I'm getting flashbacks to Dr. Manhattan.
Arc (Guest)
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oh no we get hot naked men and -he's not even real-
bleh (Guest)
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Redhead guys with long hair and such type of mustache aren't really hot, 2d or 3d.
ColdFusion (Guest)
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Can confirm. I put one of those in Kiwi Day N, nobody liked him.
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...(RockB)
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!!??!!

(Man, once in a while I wish we had a [Spoiler] feature for comments, too.)

The blue is nice.
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I don't think anyone besides me knows any more than you do...
...(RockB)
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I know nothing...
Sheela
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Sheela
Well, you know that Tia's legs are all muddy, and Mr Moustache's legs … are not!
Guest (Guest)
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Nothing is quite as seductive as a handle bar mustache I guess. Maybe he was vibrating too.
The Saprophyte (Guest)
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You might even say it's...glamorous.
Malcadon
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Malcadon
I have played enough D&D to know what is going on here.
Sheela
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Sheela
And now we know what Tia's type is. 😁

I wonder if we get to see the others preferred type as well.
ShoShone
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ShoShone
You mean muscles and a large penis. Frame two. We don't see it but her eyes say it.


Yes, and I noticed as well no mud on him. But Tia wears mud well when she does.



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The other page is gone.

So, do we have a name for our second mage? Kia, is it? That'll do.
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The other page? Do you mean the sketch, or a full page?
ShoShone
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ShoShone
Immediately prior this page.

Somebody named her Kia.
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Oh, that was just general chatter on a sketch page. Someone mispelled Tia and it took a life of its own.
Sheela
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Sheela
She needs a naaaaame !

Also, Tia likes big hair and moustaches!
ShoShone
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ShoShone
I'm sure she appreciates the hair as well. But her smile and big eyes were all about the penis.


And the other mage does have a name. It's Kia. Kia and Tia both showed up at the inn nearly the same time. So, they need to rhyme. Met up with Guin and Venne. See the rhyming scheme?
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Plus, she's chunky like an SUV.
Cuddle Lion
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Cuddle Lion
So does that make her a Kia Forte? Sportage? Tell-u-ride?
ShoShone
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ShoShone
Oh, Venne? Yeah, she's on the chunky side. But she's not that big and no SUV. She's beautifully robust. Just goes to show she's endocrinally healthy. The female hormonal system is a fat based system. It's natural and healthy for women to have some fat on and be curvy. A woman can get regular excerise, be healthy and have some chunks and curves.

Kia has nice healthy curves but she's not so hefty as Venne. She's even further away from an SUV than Venne.





So, I've been presuming all along that the terminal 'e' of Venne is silent. Was I right? Or perhaps Venne has a sort of Italian pronunciation with the terminal 'e' giving a short lilt at the end? If so, that would put the above rhyming scheme askew. For that it would be Guine and Venne.

But, NO. It's more likely I got it right the first time.
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Venne like Pen or Hen or Ten outta Ten.
Sheela
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Sheela
Personally, I'm more akin to an All Wheel Drive drift car.
Especially on kitchen floors. 🤣
Lee M
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Lee M
Venne: Honey, what are you grabbing?
Guen: my guess is, some invisible naked guy's hand... unless of course he's really tall...